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Pinoy ‘Transformers’

PUBLISHED ON July 18, 2007 AT 11:11 AM

We found this in our mailbox. Enjoy!

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1. Regine Velasquez
Before: Down-to-earth songbird.
After: Alien-like diva.

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2. Bernard Palanca
Before: Lanky member of “The Hunks”
After: A pregnant chunk of lard

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3. Kim Delos Santos
Before: The cute-as-marshmallows love interest of Dino Guevarra
After: The Marshmallow Woman / battered wife of Dino Guevarra

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4. Aiza Seguerra
Before: Prodigious little girl
After: Talented little boy

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5. Angelica Panganiban
Before: Photogenic missy
After: Photoshopped hussy

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6. Jackielou Blanco
Before: Jackielou Blanco
After: Jackie Lou Ferrigno

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8. Rachel Lobangco
Before: Dark-skinned, mustached Shh-Boom girl
After: Bleached and waxed bombshell

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9. Rustom Padilla
Before: Fair-skinned matinee idol.
After: Emaciated fairy doll.

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