Pinoy ‘Transformers’
We found this in our mailbox. Enjoy!
1. Regine Velasquez
Before: Down-to-earth songbird.
After: Alien-like diva.
2. Bernard Palanca
Before: Lanky member of “The Hunks”
After: A pregnant chunk of lard
3. Kim Delos Santos
Before: The cute-as-marshmallows love interest of Dino Guevarra
After: The Marshmallow Woman / battered wife of Dino Guevarra
4. Aiza Seguerra
Before: Prodigious little girl
After: Talented little boy
5. Angelica Panganiban
Before: Photogenic missy
After: Photoshopped hussy
6. Jackielou Blanco
Before: Jackielou Blanco
After: Jackie Lou Ferrigno
8. Rachel Lobangco
Before: Dark-skinned, mustached Shh-Boom girl
After: Bleached and waxed bombshell
9. Rustom Padilla
Before: Fair-skinned matinee idol.
After: Emaciated fairy doll.
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